What a fucking waste of an outfit
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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