All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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