you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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