Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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