Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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