i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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