TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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