I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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