yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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