do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
