Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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