so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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