How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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