no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think a kid would responsible me up
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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