Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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