omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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