OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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