Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My penis needs a shock collar
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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