What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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