I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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