Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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