love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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