office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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