I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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