The panties match.
I'll be right there.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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