Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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