Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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