The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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