Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
sarcasm needs its own font
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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