shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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