yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Oh god it's open bar.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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