im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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