do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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