he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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