DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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