I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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