Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Two words: nipple clamps
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