How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he fucked my hip out of place.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Mom said you looked used
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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