Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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