have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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