i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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