just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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