Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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