I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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