ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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