You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
