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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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