just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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