North Korea, Best Korea!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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