i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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