I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I love having hate sex.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
A bitchslap is in order.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize