Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
