"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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