with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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