True but thats because hes a fetus.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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