Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
