marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I could fuck to npr.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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